Archive for the 'Non-Fiction' Category

It’s head lice, woman, not Leukemia! Doc Martin Better the Devil

• October 28, 2017 • Leave a Comment

“Oh, you have Tofutti! You heard what the doctor said, your cholesterol is over 300! You’re… basically a solid!” Two Weeks Notice (2002)

• February 4, 2016 • Leave a Comment

Long story short, another meltdown worst than the last – Julie and Julia (2009)

• April 13, 2013 • Leave a Comment

“I have often thought we both sensed an affinity in our fates,” Olivier wrote, “as people well might who felt that their lives are a bewildering mixture of incredibly good and incredibly bad fortune.” Spencer Tracy: A Biography Written by James Curtis

• March 31, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Courage doesn’t have anything to do with metals. –NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service “Corporal Punishment”

• October 12, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Whatever happened to, “You cross the tape, you go the distance?”… I was probably saying that to get you to service my needs at the time. –CSI: Crime Scene Investigation “Table Stakes”

• October 2, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Romance is a wide spread, regularly occurring illusion/delusion that strikes females almost exclusively and causes them to imagine that males can somehow be transmogrified into something Other Than Men−in spite of the fact that everybody knows you can’t make nothing out of a man out of ‘em. There is no data on how “romance” manifests in men because there are no documented cases on file. The Sweet Potato Queens’ Field Guide to Men: Every Man I Love is Either Married, Gay, or Dead by Jill Conner Browne

• August 20, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Regarding, Bud Spud assured her that an asshole will remain an asshole until he gets tired of it. Until then, there’s nothing anybody should do but get away from him. The Sweet Potato Queens’ Field Guide to Men: Every Man I Love is Either Married, Gay, or Dead by Jill Conner Browne

• August 12, 2010 • Leave a Comment

I was raised in the proximity of a self-cleaning stove and have been able to square my belief in myself as a person possessed of free will with the act of getting down on my knees to stick my head in a box befogged with carcinogenic fumes and scoop out handfuls of black goo. Julie and Julia Written by Julie Powell

• August 7, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Did you know that 80% of women who say they are too busy to have a relationship are really lonely? –Laws of Attraction (2004)

• August 2, 2010 • Leave a Comment